i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I could make wine with my vomit
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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