i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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