Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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