Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

we made out on top of his cat.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.

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(210): View more from Texas

This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.

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(917): View more from New York City

You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.

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(274): View more from Wisconsin

Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place

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(513): View more from Ohio

He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning

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(585): View more from New York

ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted

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