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(859): View more from Kentucky

Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.

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(516): View more from New York

i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.

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(818): View more from California

I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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(716): View more from New York

We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.

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(631): View more from New York

I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??

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