We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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