You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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