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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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