Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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