she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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