Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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