moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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