You made me cry and you don't even care
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
