Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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