No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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