Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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