I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
