Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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