just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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