Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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