That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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