Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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