It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon