careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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