I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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