Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
never play flip cup with pint glasses
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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