Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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