i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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