That's intense
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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