Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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