I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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