Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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