Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just had sex on a roof
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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