Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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