i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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