Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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