how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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