is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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