That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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