i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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