In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There r osticjed everywhere
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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