I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
This is my gift to your gina
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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