We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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