its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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