he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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