I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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