my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Do you still have your period?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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