Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
