he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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