I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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