so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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