real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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