you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
