I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
NoShamevember. You game?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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