Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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