Me. At least after what I've been through.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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