try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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