Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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