I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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